Monday, June 28, 2021

Album Review: 16 The Greatest Bangling Hits

Album Review: 16
The Greatest Bangling Hits

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. It was one of the reviews I was assigned in the "Go Review That Album" game on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

The Bangles Greatest Hits
1990 Columbia Records CK 46125
****.5


“Blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian”

Even though I really enjoy this album I feel that it is mistitled as “Bangles Greatest Hits". It should more accurately be titled "The Best of The Bangles". My reasons first the song "Everything I Wanted" was PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED. How can a song that has never been heard publicly before, be considered a "greatest hit"? The answer to that is the music companies need to add something new as filler so the old and current fans can experience something new. There were a few other songs that were never on the charts so again technically not a "hit" in the sense of not getting any radio airplay. The songs come from their 3 full albums (at the time of release 1990) "All Over The Place", "Different Light" and "Everything" except for; "Everything I Wanted" as mentioned before previously unreleased, "Where Were You When I Needed You?" the B-side to the single "Hero Takes A Fall", and their cover of Paul Simon's "Hazy Shade Of Winter" from the "Less Than Zero" Soundtrack (a song that became a bigger hit than the movie it was on the soundtrack to). Personaly I think at least one song is missing from this “Best of” album and that is “How is the Air up There?” from their self-titled EP released in 1982 I’ve always liked that song. There may be a few more but it has been ages since I've listened to their other albums.

The 1980s were mostly known for "Hair Bands", Rap music, Popularizing Punk Rock, New Wave, and a sort of Girl Group Revival. Girl groups had been around in the 1960s but they were mostly just singers, the '80s saw Girl groups that were actually "bands" in the sense that they played their own instruments. Some of them supposedly played their instruments but that can be debatable. The Bangles already knew how to play their instruments before they became a band (some bands had to learn to play their instruments). They also wrote their own songs most of the time. An exception was one of their biggest hits “Manic Monday” which was written by Prince.

My favorites from this album I guess would include: The cover of Katrina & The WavesGoing Down To Liverpool”, “Manic Monday”, “In Your Room”, “Eternal Flame”, “Hazy Shade of Winter” and probably “Walk Like An Egyptian” even though it was over played and over-hyped.

The Bangles have an excellent blend of harmonies, but honestly one can grow tired of Suzanna Hoffs’ high pitched voice. Drummer Debbi Peterson has a more pleasant but slightly husky voice especially when she takes the lead on her song “Be With You”. Her huskiness reminds me just a little bit of the Wilson Sisters of Heart.

The album certainly has an ‘80s feel to it. It also has a tiny international feel to it with “Walk Like An Egyptian” sort of, that song more sort of borrows a hint of the middle eastern feel with it’s mock Egyptian beat. A better international feel is the sitar (played by Michael Steele) of “In Your Room” or at least that ‘60s “lets impersonate George Harrison and The Beatles” feel.

In my book a best of album or a “Greatest Hits” album should contain those songs from a group’s repertoire that if the songs were on another album they would be the ones you would skip other songs to listen to. The more songs like that the better. I enjoy this album but for me not all the songs are songs I would skip to.

For people wanting to decide if the Bangles (previously known as “The Bangs”) is for them this is an excellent album to get. I would also suggest “Everything” and “Different Light” if you can find a copy getting the 5 song self-titled EP “Bangles” recorded when they were still the Bangs but re-released after their name change) is a plus for your Bangles collection.

Monday, June 21, 2021

Album Review: 15 Live Disco Jews Times Two

Album Review: 15
Live Disco Jews Times Two

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. It was one of the reviews I was assigned in the "Go Review That Album" game on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

2 Live Jews: Disco Jews
1994 Hot Records HTCD 3375-2
***.5


"I'm should get a Physical physical
Gonna get a physical
I should get a physical
I'm Gonna practice safe sex
With latex,
I'm Gonna Use the latex for safe sex"

*Approximate lyrics (I couldn't find them on the internet)

2 Live Jews is a comedy/parody duo who go by the names Morty & Herschel who poke fun at popular songs (usually dance songs). They are really two young guys, but they portray little old Jewish men who constantly Kevetch and shop for bargains while trying to get aroused by hot young girls. The dirty old Jewish man stereotype. They toss around Yiddish terms and jokes, that are hilarious if you're Jewish, but since I'm not they are just partly funny. Some of the jokes are just plain not funny. They sound like stereotypical Jewish characters portrayed by Billy Chrystal, Robin Williams and/or maybe a Carl Reiner type.

OK so this album Burns the Disco Era down with Jewish humor. Each song is to the tune of a recognizable Dance Hit from the Mid-1970s to very early 1980s. Some of them you could probably guess, at least one of them I recognize the original song but forget the title. If you do recognize the song and remember the title PM me so I can update this review, be sure to mention which album review you are talking about. Most of them (the songs) are pretty interesting, but the final track the interview is boring. Unfortunately none of the songs really stand out other than the fact that they are poking fun at guilty pleasure disco era songs.

Track 1 Bargain Town = Funky Town
Track 2 Stayin' Inside = Stayin' Alive
Track 3 Mommy's Planning Your Bar Mitzvah = Play That Funky Music White Boy
Track 4 She's JAP = La Freak (La Chic)
Track 5 Sabbath Night = S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Night
Track 6 The Herschel = The Hustle
Track 7 Physical = Physical (Well D'uh)
Track 8 What Did You Say = Y.M.C.A.
Track 9 Poop Real Good = Damn I recognize the song but can't remember the title.
Track 10 Jewish Lady = Disco Baby (or is it Disco Lady?)
Track 11 Mama Stein = Lady Marmalade
Track 12 Live at Studio 54 with Morty & Herschel = Interview

Monday, June 14, 2021

Album Review: 14 Double GTR

Album Review: 14
Double GTR

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. It was one of the reviews I was assigned in the "Go Review That Album" game on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

GTR GTR
1986 Arista Records ARCD 8400
***.5


“Watching the actor, that takes the stage by storm
Stealing the limelight, while we’re in the wings
Sometimes the hero, must play the underdog”

First off GTR is the abbreviation of guitar that is used by the music industry for track labeling in multi-track recording studios. GTR was a mid-1980s supergroup during the time when making dream lineups was a cool thing to do. Fronted by guitarists Steve Howe (Yes and Asia) and Steve Hackett (Genesis) GTR was formed initially as a special project to attempt a full band sound using only guitars w/out keyboard synthesizers. Synthesizing the guitars worked well enough in the studio for the recording but didn’t work so well for touring so the band had a keyboardist for their concerts. The band was only around for 2 years before going their separate ways. I always thought it was just a one-shot project to begin with. It wasn’t until I did a little internet research that I learned they had actually gone on tour with the group.

The opening track which was the first of two singles from the album “When The Heart Rules The Mind” along with a couple of the other songs sounds more like a Styx or Kansas type song than a Yes or Genesis song. It still gets some airplay now and then on AOR (Album Oriented Rock) stations. I admit there were sometimes a few years back when I heard the song and thought it was Styx. In the past I had only listened to this album three maybe four times. No wonder “When the Heart Rules the Mind” was the only song I remembered. The second track “The Hunter” was also released as a single I didn’t know that I thought the album only had the one single.

The instrumental songs “Sketches in the Sun” a guitar solo by Howe and “Hackett To Bits” by Hackett both sound more Yes-like than most of the rest of the album. You could probably mix it together with some songs from Yes Songs and claim it was some previously unreleased material from those sessions. Another song that has that Yes sound is “Jekyll And Hyde” which is a fun song. My final song of note on this album is “Toe the Line”. I feel that song would be a nice soft ballad type song to end the main set of a concert with, the final song where the band leaves the stage before coming back for its encore.

Monday, June 07, 2021

Album Review: 13 Explosive Bond

Album Review: 13
Explosive Bond

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

Bond Explosive: The Best of Bond
2005 Decca Records B0004748-82 DDD
***.5


"I have seen blooms and blossoms, now I go.
To view the last and loviest, the snow.
(A frozen dream, a heart undone.)*
Forever burning, under the WinterSun."
*lyrics not audible for this line.

Explosive: The Best of Bond – This quartet of beauties have loads of musical talent as well as good looks. I am not sure of the band member’s ethnic backgrounds but many of their songs have a quick Latin Salsa and or Tango beat to them. They blend classical standards with an electric synthopop salsa blended sound that is reminiscent of a late 1970s action movie soundtrack. Track number two the title track “Explosive” could pass as the opening theme to a James Bond movie.

I first heard about Bond in an interview/preview from one of those entertainment tabloid television shows like “Entertainment Tonight” several years ago that introduced the group and perhaps plugged their album at the time (perhaps it was their debut album). I filed the group away as one to look out for. Unfortunately for a few years I only remembered they were a female quartet that jazzed up classical music. Eventually I saw or heard something from them again and eventually got this “dual disc” * [See Note at end of review]

As the group focuses on classical pieces and blend it with more modern musical techniques and styles this album is virtually instrumental. The few exceptions are “Viva!” which has a crowd, perhaps attending a soccer match shouting “Viva”, the catchy “Shine” which has some mariachi sounding voices (I’m not sure what they actually say if anything), and a short part of “Wintersun” (the lyrics of which I quoted at the beginning of this review) are the only songs that have lyrics. The track "Duel" also has vocal sounds but no lyrics.

The soccer match sounding “Viva!” starts out sounding like a Blue Man Group song it has a sort of PVC pipe instrument sound to it. “Wintersun” has parts that remind me of the popular 1970s Moog syntho-tune “Popcorn” by Hot Butter. The track “Duel” has some nice violin with some backing vocal sounds that are Enya-esk in its style. The traditional Christmas time classic “Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy” is even covered but simply titled as “Sugarplum

Overall even though this album is reminiscent of a 1980s syntho-pop disco club soundtrack it is quite enjoyable. Casual listeners may recognize some of the standard pieces with that “I know that song but have no idea what It’s called” like those character actors you see in film after film but never know their name. When you see them you say, “Hey I saw that dude in the sequel to that Psycho Horror movie with that other dude”. The final track “Carmina” has that surreal eerie choir vocalizing that is used countless times in Demonic Haunting Horror Movies and trailers or epic fantasy movies with a huge battle on a mountainous plain. For years and years, I had heard that tune but never knew the title. I often forget the title, but now I tend to remember that it is on this album.

The DVD side of this Dual Disc only has 3 videos (Explosive, Fuego and Victory)

*NOTE: for CD/DVD combination discs like these Dual Discs (audio on one side video on the other) and packages that include both an audio disc and a video disc I do NOT review the DVD/Video portion here. Sometimes I review them on my personal blog, but rarely. I tend to forget about reviewing the DVD portion.