Monday, June 28, 2021

Album Review: 16 The Greatest Bangling Hits

Album Review: 16
The Greatest Bangling Hits

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. It was one of the reviews I was assigned in the "Go Review That Album" game on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

The Bangles Greatest Hits
1990 Columbia Records CK 46125
****.5


“Blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian”

Even though I really enjoy this album I feel that it is mistitled as “Bangles Greatest Hits". It should more accurately be titled "The Best of The Bangles". My reasons first the song "Everything I Wanted" was PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED. How can a song that has never been heard publicly before, be considered a "greatest hit"? The answer to that is the music companies need to add something new as filler so the old and current fans can experience something new. There were a few other songs that were never on the charts so again technically not a "hit" in the sense of not getting any radio airplay. The songs come from their 3 full albums (at the time of release 1990) "All Over The Place", "Different Light" and "Everything" except for; "Everything I Wanted" as mentioned before previously unreleased, "Where Were You When I Needed You?" the B-side to the single "Hero Takes A Fall", and their cover of Paul Simon's "Hazy Shade Of Winter" from the "Less Than Zero" Soundtrack (a song that became a bigger hit than the movie it was on the soundtrack to). Personaly I think at least one song is missing from this “Best of” album and that is “How is the Air up There?” from their self-titled EP released in 1982 I’ve always liked that song. There may be a few more but it has been ages since I've listened to their other albums.

The 1980s were mostly known for "Hair Bands", Rap music, Popularizing Punk Rock, New Wave, and a sort of Girl Group Revival. Girl groups had been around in the 1960s but they were mostly just singers, the '80s saw Girl groups that were actually "bands" in the sense that they played their own instruments. Some of them supposedly played their instruments but that can be debatable. The Bangles already knew how to play their instruments before they became a band (some bands had to learn to play their instruments). They also wrote their own songs most of the time. An exception was one of their biggest hits “Manic Monday” which was written by Prince.

My favorites from this album I guess would include: The cover of Katrina & The WavesGoing Down To Liverpool”, “Manic Monday”, “In Your Room”, “Eternal Flame”, “Hazy Shade of Winter” and probably “Walk Like An Egyptian” even though it was over played and over-hyped.

The Bangles have an excellent blend of harmonies, but honestly one can grow tired of Suzanna Hoffs’ high pitched voice. Drummer Debbi Peterson has a more pleasant but slightly husky voice especially when she takes the lead on her song “Be With You”. Her huskiness reminds me just a little bit of the Wilson Sisters of Heart.

The album certainly has an ‘80s feel to it. It also has a tiny international feel to it with “Walk Like An Egyptian” sort of, that song more sort of borrows a hint of the middle eastern feel with it’s mock Egyptian beat. A better international feel is the sitar (played by Michael Steele) of “In Your Room” or at least that ‘60s “lets impersonate George Harrison and The Beatles” feel.

In my book a best of album or a “Greatest Hits” album should contain those songs from a group’s repertoire that if the songs were on another album they would be the ones you would skip other songs to listen to. The more songs like that the better. I enjoy this album but for me not all the songs are songs I would skip to.

For people wanting to decide if the Bangles (previously known as “The Bangs”) is for them this is an excellent album to get. I would also suggest “Everything” and “Different Light” if you can find a copy getting the 5 song self-titled EP “Bangles” recorded when they were still the Bangs but re-released after their name change) is a plus for your Bangles collection.

Monday, June 21, 2021

Album Review: 15 Live Disco Jews Times Two

Album Review: 15
Live Disco Jews Times Two

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. It was one of the reviews I was assigned in the "Go Review That Album" game on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

2 Live Jews: Disco Jews
1994 Hot Records HTCD 3375-2
***.5


"I'm should get a Physical physical
Gonna get a physical
I should get a physical
I'm Gonna practice safe sex
With latex,
I'm Gonna Use the latex for safe sex"

*Approximate lyrics (I couldn't find them on the internet)

2 Live Jews is a comedy/parody duo who go by the names Morty & Herschel who poke fun at popular songs (usually dance songs). They are really two young guys, but they portray little old Jewish men who constantly Kevetch and shop for bargains while trying to get aroused by hot young girls. The dirty old Jewish man stereotype. They toss around Yiddish terms and jokes, that are hilarious if you're Jewish, but since I'm not they are just partly funny. Some of the jokes are just plain not funny. They sound like stereotypical Jewish characters portrayed by Billy Chrystal, Robin Williams and/or maybe a Carl Reiner type.

OK so this album Burns the Disco Era down with Jewish humor. Each song is to the tune of a recognizable Dance Hit from the Mid-1970s to very early 1980s. Some of them you could probably guess, at least one of them I recognize the original song but forget the title. If you do recognize the song and remember the title PM me so I can update this review, be sure to mention which album review you are talking about. Most of them (the songs) are pretty interesting, but the final track the interview is boring. Unfortunately none of the songs really stand out other than the fact that they are poking fun at guilty pleasure disco era songs.

Track 1 Bargain Town = Funky Town
Track 2 Stayin' Inside = Stayin' Alive
Track 3 Mommy's Planning Your Bar Mitzvah = Play That Funky Music White Boy
Track 4 She's JAP = La Freak (La Chic)
Track 5 Sabbath Night = S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Night
Track 6 The Herschel = The Hustle
Track 7 Physical = Physical (Well D'uh)
Track 8 What Did You Say = Y.M.C.A.
Track 9 Poop Real Good = Damn I recognize the song but can't remember the title.
Track 10 Jewish Lady = Disco Baby (or is it Disco Lady?)
Track 11 Mama Stein = Lady Marmalade
Track 12 Live at Studio 54 with Morty & Herschel = Interview

Monday, June 14, 2021

Album Review: 14 Double GTR

Album Review: 14
Double GTR

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. It was one of the reviews I was assigned in the "Go Review That Album" game on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

GTR GTR
1986 Arista Records ARCD 8400
***.5


“Watching the actor, that takes the stage by storm
Stealing the limelight, while we’re in the wings
Sometimes the hero, must play the underdog”

First off GTR is the abbreviation of guitar that is used by the music industry for track labeling in multi-track recording studios. GTR was a mid-1980s supergroup during the time when making dream lineups was a cool thing to do. Fronted by guitarists Steve Howe (Yes and Asia) and Steve Hackett (Genesis) GTR was formed initially as a special project to attempt a full band sound using only guitars w/out keyboard synthesizers. Synthesizing the guitars worked well enough in the studio for the recording but didn’t work so well for touring so the band had a keyboardist for their concerts. The band was only around for 2 years before going their separate ways. I always thought it was just a one-shot project to begin with. It wasn’t until I did a little internet research that I learned they had actually gone on tour with the group.

The opening track which was the first of two singles from the album “When The Heart Rules The Mind” along with a couple of the other songs sounds more like a Styx or Kansas type song than a Yes or Genesis song. It still gets some airplay now and then on AOR (Album Oriented Rock) stations. I admit there were sometimes a few years back when I heard the song and thought it was Styx. In the past I had only listened to this album three maybe four times. No wonder “When the Heart Rules the Mind” was the only song I remembered. The second track “The Hunter” was also released as a single I didn’t know that I thought the album only had the one single.

The instrumental songs “Sketches in the Sun” a guitar solo by Howe and “Hackett To Bits” by Hackett both sound more Yes-like than most of the rest of the album. You could probably mix it together with some songs from Yes Songs and claim it was some previously unreleased material from those sessions. Another song that has that Yes sound is “Jekyll And Hyde” which is a fun song. My final song of note on this album is “Toe the Line”. I feel that song would be a nice soft ballad type song to end the main set of a concert with, the final song where the band leaves the stage before coming back for its encore.

Monday, June 07, 2021

Album Review: 13 Explosive Bond

Album Review: 13
Explosive Bond

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

Bond Explosive: The Best of Bond
2005 Decca Records B0004748-82 DDD
***.5


"I have seen blooms and blossoms, now I go.
To view the last and loviest, the snow.
(A frozen dream, a heart undone.)*
Forever burning, under the WinterSun."
*lyrics not audible for this line.

Explosive: The Best of Bond – This quartet of beauties have loads of musical talent as well as good looks. I am not sure of the band member’s ethnic backgrounds but many of their songs have a quick Latin Salsa and or Tango beat to them. They blend classical standards with an electric synthopop salsa blended sound that is reminiscent of a late 1970s action movie soundtrack. Track number two the title track “Explosive” could pass as the opening theme to a James Bond movie.

I first heard about Bond in an interview/preview from one of those entertainment tabloid television shows like “Entertainment Tonight” several years ago that introduced the group and perhaps plugged their album at the time (perhaps it was their debut album). I filed the group away as one to look out for. Unfortunately for a few years I only remembered they were a female quartet that jazzed up classical music. Eventually I saw or heard something from them again and eventually got this “dual disc” * [See Note at end of review]

As the group focuses on classical pieces and blend it with more modern musical techniques and styles this album is virtually instrumental. The few exceptions are “Viva!” which has a crowd, perhaps attending a soccer match shouting “Viva”, the catchy “Shine” which has some mariachi sounding voices (I’m not sure what they actually say if anything), and a short part of “Wintersun” (the lyrics of which I quoted at the beginning of this review) are the only songs that have lyrics. The track "Duel" also has vocal sounds but no lyrics.

The soccer match sounding “Viva!” starts out sounding like a Blue Man Group song it has a sort of PVC pipe instrument sound to it. “Wintersun” has parts that remind me of the popular 1970s Moog syntho-tune “Popcorn” by Hot Butter. The track “Duel” has some nice violin with some backing vocal sounds that are Enya-esk in its style. The traditional Christmas time classic “Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy” is even covered but simply titled as “Sugarplum

Overall even though this album is reminiscent of a 1980s syntho-pop disco club soundtrack it is quite enjoyable. Casual listeners may recognize some of the standard pieces with that “I know that song but have no idea what It’s called” like those character actors you see in film after film but never know their name. When you see them you say, “Hey I saw that dude in the sequel to that Psycho Horror movie with that other dude”. The final track “Carmina” has that surreal eerie choir vocalizing that is used countless times in Demonic Haunting Horror Movies and trailers or epic fantasy movies with a huge battle on a mountainous plain. For years and years, I had heard that tune but never knew the title. I often forget the title, but now I tend to remember that it is on this album.

The DVD side of this Dual Disc only has 3 videos (Explosive, Fuego and Victory)

*NOTE: for CD/DVD combination discs like these Dual Discs (audio on one side video on the other) and packages that include both an audio disc and a video disc I do NOT review the DVD/Video portion here. Sometimes I review them on my personal blog, but rarely. I tend to forget about reviewing the DVD portion.

Monday, May 31, 2021

Album Review: 12 Surviving The Streets With Lynyrd Skynyrd

 Album Review: 12
Surviving The Streets With Lynyrd Skynrd

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

Lynyrd Skynyrd Street Survivors
1977 MCA MCAD 1687
****


"Well, the police said we can't drink in the bar
What a shame
Won't you come upstairs girl
And have a drink of champagne"

It's been a while since I've listened to this Classic Skynyrd album. Released in 1977 just three days before the tragic airplane crash that took the lives of several band members. After the crash MCA changed the original "Fire" or "Flames" Album cover (which shows the band members standing with flames of fire all around them) to the plain cover of this issue. For several years the original cover was very hard to find and expensive on vinyl and the CD issue only had this alternate cover. A remastered version with bonus tracks was issued in 2001 with the original cover (remind me to get that sometime). When this album was first released, I heard my brother's copy of it and especially liked "What's Your Name", "That Smell", "I Know A Little" and "You Got That Right". I think he still has it, with the original flames cover. Those songs are still my favorite ones from this album. Some of the others it's been so long since I've heard them that I'm not sure what they sound like or if I really like them. I will need to listen to this album again soon.

This album is definitely one of the ones to suggest to people who want to know which Lynyrd Skynyrd albums, besides greatest hits compilations, to purchase to start getting into the band. I believe it is the quintessential Lynyrd Skynyrd album.

Monday, May 24, 2021

Album Review: 11 Walking With Desire And Heart

 Album Review: 11
Walking With Desire and Heart

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

Heart Desire Walks On
1993 Capitol Records CDP 599627
***.5


"The night just walked in
In walks the night
In walks my fantasy
Darkness all around me
And I'm dying for the light"

This Heart album is just an average Heart album in my book. I don't remember any mega hits coming from it, maybe track 6 In Walks the Night was released as the first single? or was it track 9 Will You Be There (In the Morning)? The chorus harmonies from that song sound sort of like an Abba song. Track 4 The Woman in Me it took me a few listens to understand the chorus at times it sounds like Ann is saying "The woman and man" or "woman in man" either of which don't make sense. Track 5 Rage sounds like they are trying to get into some, kind of soft-metal sound. When listening to this album several times in a row, the song Ring Them Bells gets a little dull. I would not recommend this album as a starter Heart album, for that I would suggest one of their earlier albums and their self-titled album before getting into this album.

*Nancy recently released her first solo album You and Me on 07 May 2021.

Monday, May 17, 2021

Album Review: 10 Self Titled Heart

 Album Review: 10
Self Titled Heart

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

Heart Heart
1985 Capitol Records CDP 7 46157 2
****


"Darkness on the edge
Shadows where I stand
I search for the time
On a watch with no hands

I want to see you clearly
Come closer than this
But all I remember
Are the dreams in the mist"

It seems to me that most of these songs eventually became hits, or at least it seems like it. I often wonder why this album was self-titled. Usually a self-titled album is the band’s first album, but this was Heart’s 9th album (8th if you don't count The Greatest Hits album, which did have some original material). Anyway, the Wilson sisters kick some royal rock-n-roll arse on this album. The album starts heavy rockin' with If Looks Could Kill and continues, on from there. Perhaps the highlight of the album is These Dreams which is the first Heart song where Nancy* sings lead vocals instead of Ann. In the mid 1980s when this album came out Rock-n-Roll was all about Hair Bands and Nancy certainly let hers fly all over the place. I first got this album on vinyl, I think I still have it on that format, as part of my first dozen albums or so when I signed up to the then Columbia Record and Tape Club, eventually the mail-order service changed its name to the Columbia CD Club when they stopped dealing in vinyl in the early 1990s. All in all, this is probably my favorite Heart Album, I'd be hard pressed to pick a second favorite, I like them all.

*Nancy recently released her first solo album You and Me on 07 May 2021.

Monday, May 10, 2021

Album Review: 09 On Cloud Nine With George Harrison

 Album Review: 09
On Cloud Nine With George Harrison

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

George Harrison Cloud Nine
1987 Dark Horse Records 9 25643-2
****.5


“But it's gonna take money
A whole lot of spending money
It's gonna take plenty of money
To do it right, child.”

In my opinion Cloud Nine is one of if not the best of the later years George Harrison albums. It was produced by George and Jeff Lynne (ELO) which adds some orchestration to some of the songs making them sound bigger.

Like many of my reviews I don't know how I'm going to write them until I start on them, even then sometimes I change in mid-stride my approach. This album is mostly light and airy maybe that is what the title Cloud Nine means. I wasn't sure exactly how to write the review for this album so I will do the track by track thing:

Cloud Nine: The first track is also the title track. It makes some sense like the tradition of naming song titles with the first line of lyrics. Sometimes there is no title track. Anyway, this song I guess could be described as a sort of rock love ballad with a little bit of pep.

That's What it Takes: This song is one of the better mixes of the Harrison solos with Lynne's ELO sounds. The use of the harmonies gives it a soft heavenly sort of sound. It acts as a kind of preview of The Traveling Wilburys Sound.

Fish on the Sand: This one reminds me some of Harrison's Tribute to John Lennon All Those Years Ago sound wise. The title and some of the lyrics sort of suggest an awkward relationship.

Just For Today: A soft and slow tune that just sort of floats around giving a light peaceful air. The piano reminds me of Lennon's Imagine then with George's solo about mid-way I picture it as a slow-dance prom song with a little bit of that pseudo 1950s rockabilly.

This is Love: Another of the high ELO influenced songs. Part of it I almost expect to hear Roy Orbison joining in on it.

When We Was Fab: George’s tribute song to his Beatles years. It has that signature George Harrison weirdness to it. It mixes the eeriness of the cello sounds from Eleanor Rigby mixed with the I Am The Walrus Oooohh Chorus with kettle drums just to add some bounce. It finishes with some of George’s sitar sounds.

Devil's Radio: I think this song is making a statement about subliminal advertising and televangelist type preaching. Hidden agendas and how that evil influence. Then again maybe that is reading too much into it.

Someplace Else: Another slow prom dance song. I almost feel it is a second John Lennon tribute song that or pinning for a lost love.

Wreck of the Hesperus:
 Another one I’m not sure what to say. It is a good song I just don’t know how to explain it. It has a story song feel to it.

Breath Away From Heaven:
 Part of it has that Old Japanese kabuki tip-toeing type sound that one would expect from a John Lennon song not a George Harrison song.

Got My Mind Set On You: 
This is the second of the first two singles released from this album When We Was Fab was the first one. It is a fun but simple song. It is also a cover song originally recorded by James Ray in 1962 as “I’ve Got My Mind Set on You”. “Weird Al” Yankovic recorded the parody (This Song’s Just) Six Words Long on his Even Worse album.

In conclusion this is an overall excellent album. I would recommend it as an introduction to George Harrison’s albums especially his later ones.

Wednesday, May 05, 2021

Ebay Reselling Update: April 2021

EBAY Reselling Update:
April 2021 Sales

My last Sales update Feb 2021 I had 2 sales and 41 listings in the store. I had no sales in March.

So What Sold in Apr 2021?
  1. Number 10 Envelopes Red 25 count pack $4.99 Free Shipping
Total: $4.99

Item number 1 was the last package of colored envelopes.

In March I took down a listing for some basketball cards to make a trade I did over at the trading card data base (tcdb.com). The cards not in the trade I will need to relist sometime. For me unfortunately it looks like the 5 cards I was supposed to receive were either lost in the mail (if sent) or were stolen by porch pirates if it was a large package left at my door.

I now have 39 store listings at a count of 49 units.

Some related links:
My Ebay Store: CaptKirk42s Federation Trading Post
My YouTube channel: klandersen42
Up On Ebay Videos: Episode 01 | Episode 02
Ecrater Store: CaptKirk42 (AKA: Kirk's Knook)

Monday, May 03, 2021

Album Review: 08 Aerosmith Will PUMP You UP

 Album Review: 08
Aerosmith Will PUMP You UP!

This review was originally posted on rateyourmusic. It was one of the reviews I was assigned in the "Go Review That Album" game on their community forums. This version of the review has had some editing and corrections.

Aerosmith Pump
1989 Geffen Records 9 24254-2
****


"Janie´s got a gun
Janie´s got a gun
Her dog day´s just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it´s untrue.
What did her daddy do"

This is one of the best later Aerosmith albums. In a few years it can be called a classic, if it's not already. With hits like Love in An Elevator, Janie's Got A Gun and The Other Side how can it not be a classic? I think the tracks What It Takes, My Girl and Young Lust have had some major airplay as well. This is Aerosmith at their best. The only thing that stumps me is the Celtic style Dulcimer Stomp and the extra "hidden" country jig track at the end of What It Takes, they are good they just don't seem to fit with the rest of the regular stuff. Maybe it's a concept for the album that I just am not getting. OH and also on track number four Monkey On My Back the A-Boys use their Giving Dog A Bone base riff. This album is a good starting off point for new Aerosmith fans.